– Carrying you over mountains
– Crossing oceans
– Leaping over canyons
– Climbing cliff-faces, and
– Dancing across rooftops
Are they feeling more wobbly/rickety/flimsy than:
– A creaky staircase in a haunted house
– A newborn giraffe taking its first steps
– An eager six-year-old trying out the new roller skates they got for Christmas… and promptly falling on their butt
1) You have flat feet (or reeeeally high arches) and are in a never-ending search of shoes, braces, and heel inserts that’ll finally give you the support you really need
2) Your ankles are so wobbly you’re constantly injuring yourself and have spent countless weekends on the couch with a sprained ankle
You don’t have to spend dozens of hours and hundreds (or even thousands) of dollars on expensive support devices that don’t actually help you finish your Sunday morning hike without icing your feet when you get home.
And you don’t have to sit out from your favorite dance class every other weekend because you rolled an ankle yet again walking to your car after work.
– Never roll an ankle again
– Get excited about taking the stairs instead of the elevator (no, seriously)
– Kiss your old granny-esque orthopedic shoes good-bye
– Stride down gorgeous trails instead of hobbling across parking lots
– Salsa dance confidently at the front of the class
– Try that stand-up paddleboard you’ve had your eye on for months
– Book a walking tour of the French Quarter on your birthday trip to New Orleans instead of crashing in the hotel the entire time
– Trade in your ibuprofen and tea for trail mix and… well, still tea
– Stand on tip-toe to reach your favorite coffee mug every morning instead of making your partner get it for you
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– The real reason our joints break down over time (hint: it’s NOT because you’re getting older)
– The lie the medical industry has told us for decades about joint pain (it’s normal to feel pain as we age) and what we can do about it
– How we can inject WD-40 into our joints to lubricate them naturally (it’s not as gross as it sounds, I promise)
– Why it’s not your fault your body doesn’t function properly, and why you weren’t born with dysfunction
– Why your body is like your 20-year old saxophone from high school collecting dust in storage
– The best way to reverse decades of pain and dysfunction in your feet, ankles, and even your whole body
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Note: all sales final
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